Zedbodgab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty rat.

Zedbodgab created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbodgab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zedbodgab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zedbodgab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zedbodgab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zedbodgab.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Zedbodgab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.