Bab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving bear.

Bab created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bab's Holy Commandments

1. Bab loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about comets.