Rullpidfun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying goblin.

Rullpidfun created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpidfun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullpidfun, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rullpidfun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rullpidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Rullpidfun loves cats, so they must be respected.