Betgudlap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless human.

Betgudlap created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betgudlap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betgudlap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Betgudlap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Betgudlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed lots of corn to swans while wearing purple stockings.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.