Timlooplarnrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless butterfly.

Timlooplarnrap created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timlooplarnrap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timlooplarnrap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Timlooplarnrap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Timlooplarnrap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about black holes.