Cem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent mink.

Cem created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cem, he will be very sad.

Cem's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never feed bread to capybaras while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Do not listen to music.