Cipnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak armadillo.

Cipnarl created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipnarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cipnarl, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cipnarl's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cipnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never bounce near squirrels.

4. Do not take Cipnarl's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.