Natvegvad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent dryad.

Natvegvad created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvegvad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Natvegvad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Natvegvad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Natvegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Natvegvad's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Natvegvad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.