Pitxucbabfadbossjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart shark.

Pitxucbabfadbossjop created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitxucbabfadbossjop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitxucbabfadbossjop, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitxucbabfadbossjop's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pitxucbabfadbossjop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four tin sculptures of Pitxucbabfadbossjop on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitxucbabfadbossjop.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.