Danhasmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless duck.

Danhasmis created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Danhasmis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Danhasmis, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Danhasmis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Danhasmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Danhasmis on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from magenta grasshopers, for they are unholy.