Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud jaguar.

Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof, it will remove you from existence.

Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lenfossrultonkgarfigpibtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not kill frogs.