Kikgilhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless troll.

Kikgilhin created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikgilhin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kikgilhin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kikgilhin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kikgilhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.