Dodpagladdibcebsis is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise deer.

Dodpagladdibcebsis created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpagladdibcebsis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodpagladdibcebsis, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dodpagladdibcebsis' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dodpagladdibcebsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Dodpagladdibcebsis.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dodpagladdibcebsis on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.