Pignigtof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful human.

Pignigtof created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pignigtof, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pignigtof, it will not care.

Pignigtof's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pignigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing magenta shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry seals.