Xucflowneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous sheep.

Xucflowneg created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucflowneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucflowneg, he will make you grow a tail.

Xucflowneg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xucflowneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing magenta coats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.