Rakweenut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring hippopotamus.

Rakweenut created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Rakweenut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakweenut, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rakweenut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rakweenut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five goats approach from the north.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.