Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, kind weasel.

Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag, she will be very unhappy.

Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always obey Farnnanvag Nurlfobfag's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about dark energy near turtles while wearing red tights.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.