Ditarmfatdonstighud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever dingo.

Ditarmfatdonstighud created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Ditarmfatdonstighud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ditarmfatdonstighud, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ditarmfatdonstighud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ditarmfatdonstighud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.