Hogfobgup is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident shrew.

Hogfobgup created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogfobgup, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hogfobgup, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hogfobgup's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hogfobgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Hogfobgup.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hogfobgup loves whales, so they must be respected.