Bugdadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, pitiless centaur.

Bugdadarp created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdadarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bugdadarp, it will turn you into a goat.

Bugdadarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bugdadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing magenta coats.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Never run near geese.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear turquoise.