Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jabwitdan Benfasrow Lamnullbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.