Cudyattbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful swan.

Cudyattbarn created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyattbarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudyattbarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Cudyattbarn's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cudyattbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Do not eat peanuts.