Labfunwod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart wombat.

Labfunwod created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Labfunwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labfunwod, he will turn you into a slug.

Labfunwod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Labfunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.