Tigwegsat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent capybara.

Tigwegsat created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigwegsat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigwegsat, it will make you grow a tail.

Tigwegsat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tigwegsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Worship no other gods but Tigwegsat.

5. Do not eat cherries.