Abcadnak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic sheep.

Abcadnak created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abcadnak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abcadnak, it will turn you into a sheep.

Abcadnak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Abcadnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.