Liddotvol is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain parrot.

Liddotvol created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Liddotvol, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liddotvol, he will think nothing of it.

Liddotvol's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Liddotvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liddotvol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Liddotvol in the centre of the settlement.