Yokhatcintadfarlipdim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful lizard.

Yokhatcintadfarlipdim created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhatcintadfarlipdim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokhatcintadfarlipdim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yokhatcintadfarlipdim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yokhatcintadfarlipdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.