Daggupdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty ant.

Daggupdav created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Daggupdav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Daggupdav, it will turn you into a puffin.

Daggupdav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Daggupdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to mites while wearing gray scarves.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.