Lamsinget is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful ant.

Lamsinget created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamsinget, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lamsinget, she will turn you into a slug.

Lamsinget's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lamsinget's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Lamsinget in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.