Cusslablab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable dugong.

Cusslablab created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cusslablab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cusslablab, she will send you a sign.

Cusslablab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cusslablab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Put Cusslablab first in all things.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always wear indigo.