Voggemlarncemsisbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind camel.

Voggemlarncemsisbiss created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Voggemlarncemsisbiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voggemlarncemsisbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Voggemlarncemsisbiss' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Voggemlarncemsisbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must pray to Voggemlarncemsisbiss eight times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.