Cabyogfad is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered
goat.
Cabyogfad created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabyogfad, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cabyogfad, he will destroy your favourite star.
Cabyogfad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Cabyogfad's Holy Commandments1. Cabyogfad loves sharks, so they must be respected.
2. Feed all hungry cats.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not take Cabyogfad's name in vain.