Dutgessand is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart hydra.

Dutgessand created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutgessand, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutgessand, it will turn you into a plant.

Dutgessand's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dutgessand's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.