Megdubhan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous hamster.

Megdubhan created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megdubhan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megdubhan, she will turn you into a rock.

Megdubhan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Megdubhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shorts.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Put Megdubhan first in all things.

4. Megdubhan loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.