Dadbomjam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing clam.

Dadbomjam created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbomjam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadbomjam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadbomjam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dadbomjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.