Yarllenrakdag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody cat.

Yarllenrakdag created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarllenrakdag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarllenrakdag, it will turn you into a worm.

Yarllenrakdag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarllenrakdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to snakes while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Yarllenrakdag eight times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.