Arffodwan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying jellyfish.

Arffodwan created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arffodwan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arffodwan, he will not invite you to parties.

Arffodwan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Arffodwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Arffodwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Arffodwan on top of all buildings.