Kabgabmip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Kabgabmip created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgabmip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabgabmip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kabgabmip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kabgabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.