Nillfighab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody weasel.

Nillfighab created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillfighab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nillfighab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nillfighab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nillfighab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Nillfighab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not take Nillfighab's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear red clothing.