Fenpomvog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable bee.

Fenpomvog created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpomvog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenpomvog, it will torture you forever.

Fenpomvog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fenpomvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. You must love Fenpomvog.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Fenpomvog three times a day.