Midbosskap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous lion.

Midbosskap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbosskap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Midbosskap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Midbosskap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Midbosskap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.