Vegrulsawzogjenbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent hydra.

Vegrulsawzogjenbon created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrulsawzogjenbon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegrulsawzogjenbon, she will ignore you.

Vegrulsawzogjenbon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vegrulsawzogjenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegrulsawzogjenbon.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed turnips to goats while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Vegrulsawzogjenbon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.