Bambetvil Dibquamyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful eagle.

Bambetvil Dibquamyarp created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambetvil Dibquamyarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bambetvil Dibquamyarp, she will curse you with boils.

Bambetvil Dibquamyarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bambetvil Dibquamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bambetvil Dibquamyarp.

5. Never eat green fruit.