Nibstanbimdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent penguin.

Nibstanbimdud created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibstanbimdud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nibstanbimdud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nibstanbimdud's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nibstanbimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never wear trousers.