Spagripsit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.

Spagripsit created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagripsit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spagripsit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Spagripsit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Spagripsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.