Mob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless owl.

Mob created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mob, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mob's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Learn six new languages a year.