Limtignib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, wise fox.

Limtignib created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Limtignib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limtignib, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Limtignib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Limtignib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Limtignib.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. You must pray to Limtignib three times a day.

4. Limtignib loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.