Cumcadvol is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented meerkat.

Cumcadvol created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumcadvol, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cumcadvol, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cumcadvol's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cumcadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not chop down trees.