Cedstraglan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy horse.

Cedstraglan created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedstraglan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedstraglan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cedstraglan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cedstraglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump near moths.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.