Vonpidgom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Vonpidgom created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonpidgom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vonpidgom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vonpidgom's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vonpidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never laugh near cats.

5. You must pray to Vonpidgom three times a day.